lmao and another customer from the same day:
customer: hi, guy *winks at me*
customer: a pretty girl like you should be working in the make-up section, that’d be more fun, eh?
customer: I didn’t mean you were a boy when I said that. I call my own daughter guy! it’s just an expression!
me: …it’s ok.
a weird customer at work the other day, while filling out his customs form:
customer: you’re cool.
him: do you live around here?
him: I guess I better take my time filling this out, since you’ve got nowhere to go.
……….what a creepy thing to say, dude. you’re even acknowledging that by virtue of me being on shift, I’m trapped in this conversation. and you’re still happy to take advantage of it. also he was like 30 years older than me. -_-
"we can no longer protect you forever."
by Daniel Danger
24x36” five color screenprint.
Thursday 8/21/14: im posting this new print on tumblr, twitter, and instagram. reblog, retweet, or instagram this image with the title and #danieldanger and i, through some very scientific means, will pick one random follower who does this from each service on monday and send them a personalized copy for free. sound good? cool. shameless? yes.
I woke up at 4:00 this morning because I was so hungry… what the heckÉ that hasnèt happened to me since I was like… a baby or something. I had to go downstairs and eat some shredded wheat. and I feel all weird and unsettled today. also I noticed that Ièm on french keyboard mode and I tried to switch it but it takes different buttons on my new mac than it did on my pc and usually I write posts without using the delete key. because if I did use it I would probably never post anything at all. anyway it’s fixed now check out that apostrophe
look how big she’s getting! :0